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Balls
« on: May 29, 2013, 07:35:41 PM »
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Re: Balls
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2013, 07:59:09 PM »
A bit crass don't you think?

Also, useless. Who needs babies? They just hurt when you hit them, and much more so than other body parts.
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Re: Balls
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2013, 08:03:03 PM »
I'm afraid mine will get tangled up, that's why I never sleep on my side, only on my stomach or back.

Also I don't hula hoop.

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Re: Balls
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2013, 08:03:19 PM »
They just hurt when you hit them, and much more so than other body parts.

I disagree. Have you ever been kicked really hard right in the tip of the dick?

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Re: Balls
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2013, 08:05:37 PM »
They just hurt when you hit them, and much more so than other body parts.

I disagree. Have you ever been kicked really hard right in the tip of the dick?

Flaccid or whilst having an erection?

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Re: Balls
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2013, 08:07:21 PM »
I've zipped my dick in my pants before and zipped my balls in my pants before. They're both very unpleasant, but the balls hurt me more.
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Re: Balls
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2013, 08:11:28 PM »

Flaccid or whilst having an erection?

Flaccid.

I've zipped my dick in my pants before and zipped my balls in my pants before. They're both very unpleasant, but the balls hurt me more.

Zipping and hard kicking are two completely different experiences. As someone who has been kicked hard in both places, tip of the dick is x100 worse.

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Re: Balls
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2013, 08:27:14 PM »
Well, I mean, I've never been kicked "below the waist" at all, so yeah.
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Re: Balls
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2013, 08:30:32 PM »
Well, I mean, I've never been kicked "below the waist" at all, so yeah.

This means you're doing something wrong.

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Re: Balls
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2013, 08:42:14 PM »
YES. I WIN. First shamed thread.